Our power just went out and this storm is the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me. Now all I need is someone to share this beautiful night with.

Here I am. Getting home at 2am. Probably not going to bed for another 3 hours. What is there to do but get drunk and watch Californication? My sleep schedule is fucked once again.

Why the fuck am I up at 4am? I used to do this all the time but really sucks.

loverealgirls:

Gorgeous body

Jesus christ. That is an outstanding booty.

loverealgirls:

Gorgeous body

Jesus christ. That is an outstanding booty.

9 Things I’m good at

1. Forgetting to reply to texts

2. Making my self look like an awkward prick in front of pretty girls

3. Singing

4. Pushing people away

5. Getting drunk when I shouldn’t be

6. Driving drunk

7. Creating impossible scenarios in my head and making myself believe they might happen

8. Posting dumb things like this on tumblr in hopes that someone will see it and… I don’t even know what my intentions are when doing this

9. Missing someone a ton and having way too many good reasons to give up on them but still not wanting to

I keep seeing these “I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back..” posts and all I can think is “I’m looking for a girlfriend girlfriend to make happy. Fuck all of you..”